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Another Pointless Meme! YAAY!
[ ] the dark
[x] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[ ] giving birth
[x] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[x] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
Total so far: 3
[ ] being touched
[ ] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
Total so far: 1
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[ ] falling
[ ] clowns
[x] dolls (TALKING DOLLS/PUPPETS)
[X] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
Total so far: 3
[ ] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone
[ ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up
Total so far: 2
[x] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[x] falling in love
[ ] super secrets
Final Total: 3
-If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling
-If you get more than 20, you're paranoid.
-If you get 10-20, you are normal.
-If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.
Devious Journal Entry
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[x] It's football…. Not soccer.
Total =4
AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flip-flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
Total =3
ITALIAN
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total =7
SPANISH
[/] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platoons are.
Total =3.5
RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You can speak some Russian.
[/] You love listening to techno.
Total =3.5
POLISH
[ ] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup
Total =0
IRISH
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
Total =5
ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total =2
GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're under 5'4".
[ ] You have been to Germany
Total =5
CANADIAN
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch(ed) Degrassi.
Total =1
FRENCH
[x] You like French toast.
[ ] You love wine.
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total =1
AMERICAN
[ ] You like fast food.
[ ] You call football football and soccer soccer.
[ ] You can trace your ancestry back to Ellis Island.
[ ] you watch way too much TV
[ ] You are obsessed with the royal wedding
[x] You have a dog.
[ ] You have a cushy job
[ ] You were sad when Steve Jobs died
Total =1
NORWEGIAN
[ ] You know what lefse is.
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian.
[ ] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[ ] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[x] You know how to fish or have fished before.
Total = 1
BELGIAN
[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[ ] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total =4
DUTCH
[x] You like the color orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[x] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favor the megalomania.
Total: =5
ARAB
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian
[x] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
[ ] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
ANOTHER MEME
Stolen from 
Name: …Dasha
- Single or taken: Single
- Sex: Female but I find this question irrelevant
- Sign: Taurus
- Hair color: Brown
- Eye color: Brown
- Height: I don't know
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?:
Bi, and by the way today is the supreme court ruling on same-sex marriage
S P E C I F I C S
- What kind of shampoo do you use? Pantene Silicone-Free blah blah blah
- What are you listening to right now? Pandora Coldplay radio
- Who is the last person that called you? idk
- How many buddies are online right now? idk
F A V O R I T E S
- Animal: Horse
- Color: Tardis blue
- Drink: Mexican hot chocolate
- Element: Well that is a very broad question, so I shall choose one from the Japanese 5 Elements (Godai): Void
- Food: Pasta
- Game: Solitaire
- Movie: hmm… Star Trek Into Darkness, maybe…
- Song: Lucy In the Sky with Diamonds
- Subjects in school: Social Studies
- T.V.: I do believe you mean T.V show… in that case, Doctor Who
H A V E Y O U E V E R
- Given anyone a bath?: yes
- Smoked?: No
- Bungee jumped?: Haven't had the opportunity yet
- Made yourself throw up?: No
- Skinny dipped: No
- Ever been in love?: Yes
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble: No
- Pictured your crush naked?: No
- Actually seen your crush naked? No
- Cried when someone died?: Yes
- Lied: Yes
- Fallen for your best friend?: Yes.
- Used someone?: I… hope not
- Done something you regret? "Accidents happen. That's what everyone says. But in a quantum universe there is no such thing as accidents, only possibilities and probabilities folded into existence by perception"- Doctor Manhattan
C U R R E N T
- Clothes: Sleeping pants and my Superman shirt. All my sleeping shirts are in the wash
- Desktop picture: I'm on the "Family" Computer, but on my iPod, a quote by Pablo Picasso-"Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up."
- Song on iPod: I dunno…. I temporarily misplaced it…. again. But I'm listening to Clocks by Coldplay
L A S T P E R S O N
- You touched: You are never actually touching anything. Your atoms electrons repel objects when they are 10^-8 meters away from you, but you can feel the resistance. Technically, right now, you are hovering.
- Hugged: idk
- You kissed: No one
- You IMed: I don't IM… I think
- Talk to online:
- You sexed it up with: I don't.
A R E Y O U
- Understanding?: I… do hope so.
- Open-minded?: Yes
- Arrogant?: I like to think I'm not. From my perspective, I don't seem so. Can you write inn the comments, maybe…?
- Insecure?: Yes
- Random?: "From where we stand, the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it."-Tom Hillerman, Coyote Waits
- Smart?: I think I'm more along the lines of clever…
- Moody?: …Well, I'm bipolar, so…
- Organized?: No
- Shy?: No, but my horse is. Not my horse, but the horse I share a… bond with
- Difficult?: I don't know. Do you find me to be?
- Bored easily?: Short attention span.
- Entertained easily?: No
- Obsessed?: No, but I do have OCD
- Lazy?: No, I do tend to conserve my energy, though.
- Angry?: Not now
- Happy?: Content.
- Hyper?: At times
- Trusting? Depends.
R A N D O M
- In the morning I: Am asleep.
- Love is: "the strongest emotion any creature can feel except for hate, but hate can't hurt you. Love, trust, and friendship, and all the other emotions humans value so much, are the only emotions that can bring pain. Only love can break a heart into so many pieces."-Amelia Atwater-Rhodes, In the Forests of the Night
- I dream about: Questions I pose before I fall asleep
W H O
- Makes you laugh the most: Charlie McDonnell (Charlieissocoollike on Youtube)
- Makes you smile: The choices Obama is making
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: My crush
D O Y O U E V E R
- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: No
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: I have
- Wish you were younger?: No
- Cry because someone said something to you?: No, only the memories of the feelings resulting from what that person said. Does that make sense?
N U M B E R
- Of times I have had my heart broken?: …More than once
- Of Cd's I own: None. (le gasp)
- Of scars on my body: I've never counted
- Of bones I've broken: None
Be Happy
2. Laughter relaxes the muscles and relieves tension
3. In Seattle, there is a food forest of edible plants which are free to all
4. Otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't float apart
5. Norway once knighted a penguin
6. The voices of Mickey and Minnie Mouse got married in real life
7. The voices of Spongebob and Plankton's computer are married
8. There is a 1 in 40 million chance of you being born. However, your ancestors have successfully had children up until you
9. Puffins mate for life
10. Baby puffins are called "pufflings"
11. Baby hedgehogs are called "hedgehoglets"
12. Cows have best friends. They get stressed when they're away from them